SHE! IS! OUTTA! HERE!
That’s right! The woman who’s sole claim to celebrity fame is having Mark Wright’s penis slammed into her for a few years and having a face that looks like the surface of the Sun itself has reportedly been kicked off the ITV2 “reality” TV “show” for being an over privileged attention seeker. Who would have thought eh?
Apparently the now-defunct star is hoping to go to MTV and become Britain’s answer to the Kardashians (with her own sisters, who also have ridiculous names, just like the Kardash Klan).
We’re not sure which is worse; watching her get fat then thin repeatedly, like a deflating balloon, or letting her lose on the Geordie Shore group. Both are truly chilling possibilities.