Possible rapist and terrible actor Joshua Pascoe has had his Eastenders fate sensationally ruined by Eastenders themselves as they’ve essentially told everyone
Yes, he’s shit, and yes, he’s leaving.
(That isn’t their actual words, but it’s what they probably mean.)
They also say that Pascoe will be leaving the soap in the autumn, after filming his final scenes in the summer.
The news is like having a massive slice of awesome pie, only to go back for more and have space for it.
Eastenders have said that this has nothing to do with the fact that he was arrested and bailed on suspicion of committing a sexual assault, and that Pascoe was always going to be leaving at the end of his contract.
This is the best start to a Sunday ever isn’t it?
