Professor Green Wants To Kill Joey Essex

Eyes of a killer innit

In a brave move from someone dating a reality TV star, Professor Green has come out and declared that should he be Prime Minister for the day, he would kill the some of the stars of The Only Way Is Essex.

Obviously he wasn’t being entirely serious, that would be ridiculous, but imagine if Lauren Goodger, Joey Essex and Sam Faiers disappeared forever. Wouldn’t that be brill? Imagine never seeing the moon faced Lauren ever again.

Pro Gree, as the kids are calling him said

I’d put all of TOWIE in prison. Or maybe I’d kill them all and the country’s IQ would rise…Only joking!”

Fair do’s. TOWIE is quite a divisive force. People either hate it or love it, and Green clearly hates it. Perhaps it’s the thought of Gemma giving Arg hand relief which is the final straw for him.

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