Rumours have been as rife as stupid on Alex Reid that Black Panther will be Marvel’s next movie release, but Marvel have stated that this simply isn’t the case, and that the big screen adaptation of Wolverine touring pubs of the Home Counties will be instead.
Only joking! Like Marvel would ever let Wolverine get beaten to within an inch of his life by angry yokels.
Black Panther is a major coup for Marvel because he’s the very first black superhero, and they could have him be Barack Obama in a black Lycra suit. Who’d like to see that?
Right?
The only thing better than Barack Panther would Michelle Obama as Storm.
