Kate Windsor Got Her Tits Out; Two In The Eye For Freedom Of Speech

Sometimes it’s possible that things get leaked to the press that perhaps shouldn’t have been, and because it might be salacious gossip it automatically becomes “in the public’s interest.” Who can forget when Ronan Keating had an affair and we all climbed over each other to decry his family friendly persona and that he wasContinue reading “Kate Windsor Got Her Tits Out; Two In The Eye For Freedom Of Speech”

Karl Lagerfeld Hates Pippa Middleton’s Face

Sometimes massive stars of fashion enjoy letting their mouths flap like an unfinished seam. And sometimes this can irritate everyone who has a decent opinion of people and events. Remember how repulsive John Galliano was when he spouted all that anti-semitic spaff at those poor people? And when professional perm James Brown used the NContinue reading “Karl Lagerfeld Hates Pippa Middleton’s Face”

What Does It Take To Make Andy Murray A Hero? Answer: Tears

It takes a lot to be a ‘hero.’ At one point you would have to traverse stormy seas and come back clutching some dark root that people could smoke or eat or shove up their arse to be called a ‘hero’, but now, in these heady days of exploding boob jobs, you can raise aContinue reading “What Does It Take To Make Andy Murray A Hero? Answer: Tears”

Dylan McDermott Turns All Monk On Us And Solves His Mother’s Murder

  In an amazing display of detective skills, award winning actor and, seemingly, great guy Dylan McDermott has solved his own Mother’s murder AND even revealed that there was a police cover up surrounding it. What have you done today? Managed to fart and not poo yourself? *slow claps* When McDermott was a bitty fiveContinue reading “Dylan McDermott Turns All Monk On Us And Solves His Mother’s Murder”

Ding Ding Ding! It’s Cameron vs Carr Round Two (SPOILER: No One Wins)

It seems that the grudge match between Jimmy Carr and David Cameron is far from actually being resolved, and looks like it might escalate into using chairs and ladders to find a winner. Although both being posh nancies, it’ll probably fall down to who can hire the better nanny and owns the most estate. TensionsContinue reading “Ding Ding Ding! It’s Cameron vs Carr Round Two (SPOILER: No One Wins)”

Chris Brown Is A Violent Criminal: Part, Like, Seven?

If there’s one thing that I love more than life itself it’s when people get what they deserve. So needless to say I was over the moon that Chris Brown had a bottle thrown at him. I was even more chuffed that it was fellow rapper (and possible wrapper) Drake who allegedly did it. It’s notContinue reading “Chris Brown Is A Violent Criminal: Part, Like, Seven?”

Chantelle and Alex Have Had A Baby; I Know, I’m Surprised Too

Everyone thought that they wouldn’t last, and that they were a flash in the pan couple hoping to clutch on whatever thin grip of celebrity that they might have once had, but it seems that Chantelle Houghton (who’s somehow only 28) and Alex Reid have brought a bundle of joy into the twisted game ofContinue reading “Chantelle and Alex Have Had A Baby; I Know, I’m Surprised Too”

Poor Lauren Goodger Gets Bullied; Says She’s Over It

Lauren Goodger, professional nightmare and star of The Only Way Is Essex has spoke about getting bullied on social networking sites like Twitter and Facebook. Which is a horrible thing to go through for anyone, even those who kind of deserve it. Goodger told The Sun that I’ll get hundreds of responses to anything IContinue reading “Poor Lauren Goodger Gets Bullied; Says She’s Over It”

Mark Wright: An Epic Trojan Horse Of Misogyny

In an upside down World where right and wrong seem easily interchangeable, and a man with the charm and guile of a pair of testicles with rusty electrodes attached to them (and not looking too dissimilar) can forge a career from being incredibly unlikeable and arrogant, we’re stood on the verge of another ITV2 “exclusive.”Continue reading “Mark Wright: An Epic Trojan Horse Of Misogyny”