Jessie J Leaves The Voice; Get The Fine China Back Into Storage, She’ll Only Want To Wear It

Wasn’t The Voice great? Well, no, not really. It was one of the more bizarre ideas that the BBC have decided to enact, and that’s taking the whole Sam and Mark thing into account as well, but it started off well. Just like most things in life a good start usually continues through to somethingContinue reading “Jessie J Leaves The Voice; Get The Fine China Back Into Storage, She’ll Only Want To Wear It”

George Michael Releases A Song; It’s Not As Good As Even The Worst Wham song

When George Michael revealed that the rumours of an imminent Wham revival were nothing more than Careless Whispers, he instead insisted that he would still be releasing a song to commemorate his 30 years in the music business. Underwhelming isn’t even the word. It’s like being promised Christmas but instead getting a disappointing Eastenders cliffhanger;Continue reading “George Michael Releases A Song; It’s Not As Good As Even The Worst Wham song”

What We All Want To See In The Girls Aloud Musical #girlsaloud

As Cheryl ‘Don’t Call Me Cole’ Cole totally says that a Girls Aloud musical would be a brilliant idea, and gets her name in the papers yet again, it got me thinking. A Girls Aloud musical would be fifty shades of beige but with some toe tappingly brilliant moments, mainly because the show would revolveContinue reading “What We All Want To See In The Girls Aloud Musical #girlsaloud”

UPDATE Wham! Are Back; Managers Of Supa Clicks Around The Nation Frantically Buy Insurance

Never mind. It’s off. On my Bucket List, sitting quite high at Number Three, just under ‘Being A Thundercat’, there’s ‘See Wham! Live,’ and before today it would have took the combined efforts of Cancer Research and Noel Edmund’s to get that done, but now there’s a chance that seeing Wham! sing again is aContinue reading “UPDATE Wham! Are Back; Managers Of Supa Clicks Around The Nation Frantically Buy Insurance”

Chris Brown Is A Violent Criminal: Part, Like, Seven?

If there’s one thing that I love more than life itself it’s when people get what they deserve. So needless to say I was over the moon that Chris Brown had a bottle thrown at him. I was even more chuffed that it was fellow rapper (and possible wrapper) Drake who allegedly did it. It’s notContinue reading “Chris Brown Is A Violent Criminal: Part, Like, Seven?”

Calvin Harris; Part Man Part Hit Machine

It might seem like Cheryl ‘Don’t Call Me Cole’ Cole is setting the charts alight with her single ‘Call My Name,’ and that’s a great song and you won’t be hearing me say anything derogatory about it, but it isn’t Cheryl who should just be proud of herself. It should be the man behind theContinue reading “Calvin Harris; Part Man Part Hit Machine”

Chris Brown Hates Cher Now; Doesn’t Believe In A Life After Love

It looks like the best example of an action film train crash crammed into one very angry young man, Chris Brown has been running his smart mouth around. “Throwing shade” as the kids who like his brand of almost generic dance music would say. Except it would be if his PR weren’t claiming that itContinue reading “Chris Brown Hates Cher Now; Doesn’t Believe In A Life After Love”

Justin Bieber Almost Breaks ITV; Magic Scarf Keeps Him Safe From Harm

It isn’t often that parts of London come to an almost standstill, except when it comes to privileged strains on society wanting to have a lovely boat party down the Thames. But it looks like Bieber Fever and those pesky Bieberphiles are at it again. Once news that Bieber, the reincarnation of whatever God CliffContinue reading “Justin Bieber Almost Breaks ITV; Magic Scarf Keeps Him Safe From Harm”

Peter Andre Doesn’t Mind Pimping Out Dead People

In a move that’s going to remind people that Peter Andre doesn’t know when to stop sinking to the lowest depths of the human condition, he’s chosen to release a song that the recently deceased Bee Gee, Robin Gibb wrote for him. Not because it’s a beautiful ditty. Or because Peter Andre really felt likeContinue reading “Peter Andre Doesn’t Mind Pimping Out Dead People”