Why Every Straight Man Needs A Gay Best Friend; A Response

I’ve recently read an article on Huffington Post¬†about how having a gay best friend could be really good for a straight man.¬† If you’re not horrified enough by that initial sentence as it is, allow me to elaborate. Someone has actually thought about how a gay man would be a great asset to a straightContinue reading “Why Every Straight Man Needs A Gay Best Friend; A Response”

The Sunderland International Air Show, And Why You Would Be An Idiot To Go

If the Air Show that takes place in Sunderland every year was compared to a national disaster it would be the sordid lovechild of Hurricane Katrina and a really big avalanche. In terms of annoyance, it ranks up there as a wicklow on the index finger of your strongest hand, that you can’t quite getContinue reading “The Sunderland International Air Show, And Why You Would Be An Idiot To Go”

Sound The Alarm! Pantyliner Advert Uses The Word ‘Vagina.’

The realms of ridiculousness has reached even scarier depths (and I’m taking Jedward’s career into account) as an advert for pantyliners has used the word ‘vagina’ and ‘discharge.’ The absolute monsters at Johnson and Johnson have outraged the entire World by including words for their Carefree pads that would accurately describe what a product wouldContinue reading “Sound The Alarm! Pantyliner Advert Uses The Word ‘Vagina.’”

What Have We Learned From @O2 Today?

As little invisible butterflies who carry phone signal dropped away (we imagine this is how it works, no one try and tell us different) Twitter got angry. Very angry. There were death threats, and there were jokes, but all through this dark time was a shining beacon of greatness. Like in Lord Of The RingsContinue reading “What Have We Learned From @O2 Today?”

Why I Hate Moths #moths #ihatemoths #whywonttheydie

Summer can bring many pleasant things. Some of those things are upto and not including, walking along the verdant English countryside as the Sun goes down, holding hands with the person you love, thinking ‘Jeez, isn’t England a shit tip?’, it can also mean shedding as many clothes as a run of the mill prostituteContinue reading “Why I Hate Moths #moths #ihatemoths #whywonttheydie”