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Why I Hate Moths #moths #ihatemoths #whywonttheydie

Summer can bring many pleasant things. Some of those things are upto
and not including, walking along the verdant English countryside as
the Sun goes down, holding hands with the person you love, thinking
‘Jeez, isn’t England a shit tip?’, it can also mean shedding as many
clothes as a run of the mill prostitute and setting yourself up at a
prominent position in the local park, stealing admiring glances from
youths and pedophiles alike, and that’s great. But what isn’t great
and can easily be called the Worst Thing Of Summer isn’t sunburn, or
sticky suncream that gets clogged with sand, it’s not even everywhere
being overcrowded because families think it’s acceptable to take their
children out for the day. It’s moths.