George Michael Releases A Song; It’s Not As Good As Even The Worst Wham song

When George Michael revealed that the rumours of an imminent Wham revival were nothing more than Careless Whispers, he instead insisted that he would still be releasing a song to commemorate his 30 years in the music business. Underwhelming isn’t even the word. It’s like being promised Christmas but instead getting a disappointing Eastenders cliffhanger;Continue reading “George Michael Releases A Song; It’s Not As Good As Even The Worst Wham song”

What We All Want To See In The Girls Aloud Musical #girlsaloud

As Cheryl ‘Don’t Call Me Cole’ Cole totally says that a Girls Aloud musical would be a brilliant idea, and gets her name in the papers yet again, it got me thinking. A Girls Aloud musical would be fifty shades of beige but with some toe tappingly brilliant moments, mainly because the show would revolveContinue reading “What We All Want To See In The Girls Aloud Musical #girlsaloud”

Calvin Harris; Part Man Part Hit Machine

It might seem like Cheryl ‘Don’t Call Me Cole’ Cole is setting the charts alight with her single ‘Call My Name,’ and that’s a great song and you won’t be hearing me say anything derogatory about it, but it isn’t Cheryl who should just be proud of herself. It should be the man behind theContinue reading “Calvin Harris; Part Man Part Hit Machine”

Chris Brown Wants To Own All Women; Watch Your Nan #chrisbrown #teambreezy

Reformed character, Chris Brown has been at it again, bringing his individual brand of sexual politics to our eyes, and generally being a giant twat. Brown was at Haze in Las Vegas and was basically plying women with alcohol to hopefully strike them a few times and for them not to feel it, as isContinue reading “Chris Brown Wants To Own All Women; Watch Your Nan #chrisbrown #teambreezy”

Giorgio Moroder Teams Up With Daft Punk

Rumour has it that Master of All The Synths In The Land, Giorgio Moroder has teamed up with French dance legends Daft Punk for a song on their new album. How amazing does that sound? I know, VERY, right? Moroder is one of the most influential names in the history of electronica, and created oneContinue reading “Giorgio Moroder Teams Up With Daft Punk”

Mike Stock – “sluttish stars harm youngsters.”

Mike Stock, one third of pre-millenial hit makers, Stock Aitken and Waterman, has shown his displeasure at acts like Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj getting their vaginas out to sell pop music. Speaking to the Independent on Sunday (yes, I’m cultured you berks), Mike had these words to say: It’s easy: if you haven’t gotContinue reading “Mike Stock – “sluttish stars harm youngsters.””